Titus Andronicus - The Dog (Record Store Day)
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REBLOG if you want Mystique Summers Madison to be America’s Next Drag Superstar!
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uh masturbating with dildos is a sign that you're just repressing your attraction to men :/
you’re really doing dildos a disservice here they are clearly superior like
for one thing i’ve never had one hop out of a drawer to give me its fucking idiotic opinions
OH MY GOD. That burned so hot it contributed to global warming.
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roses are red
violets are blue
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