Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
knuckle tats say FOUC AULT
knuck tats saying POST, and on the other hand, having transcended the limitations of the form, STRUCTURALIST
lifehack: twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
lifehack: money can be exchanged for goods and services
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
What if you could talk to plants but the literal only thing they ever want to talk about is Seinfeld